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Out of the Mouths of Babes: Tastes Like Chicken

The boys are still with their Grandparents this week.  I have talked with them each day by phone and they are having a great time:  trips to the lake, bowling, dessert every night…  Yesterday, Connor told me that Grandma makes “the best chicken ever!”  “It’s crispy and tastes like french fries,” he said.  When I…

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Out of the Mouths of Babes: Which Came First

Ryan and Connor are watching Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back with their Dad.  Tension and drama are high as Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker face off… and then, silence during the movie’s pivotal moment: “I am your father,” wheezes Darth Vader. A gasp of disbelief from Ryan: “They stole that right out of Toy…

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Out of the Mouths of Babes: What Grade Are You In?

The boys had a friend over today.  When the conversation turned to school, here’s what was overheard: Christian (the friend):  Ryan, what grade are you in? Ryan:  Fourth. Connor:  I’m in first. Christian:  I’m in fifth (with a big grin, because he’s in second). Connor:  I’m in sixth. Christian:  Eighth. Connor:  College. Christian:  College.  That’s…

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Out of the Mouths of Babes: All You Need is Love!

The Beatles’ All You Need Is Love was on the radio. Connor listened carefully, and then stated emphatically, “Incorrect! That song’s not true! You need water and food and shelter and maybe friends, too… not just love.”  And he was right… sometimes, love is not enough: In Memory: James Coburn II July 30, 1975 –…

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Out of the Mouths of Babes: Sheer Exhaustion

Connor is attending Vacation Bible School at our church this week.  He goes from 9:00 am until 12:15 pm with apparent non-stop action.  Last night at bedtime, I tucked Connor in, gave him a good night kiss, and started to walk out of the room saying, “Go right to sleep, you have another big day…

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Out of the Mouths of Babes: A Future in Weather Forecasting

The weather in Northern Virginia has been hot, humid, and downright unbearable this week.   We’ve been spending all of our time either in the air-conditioning or in the pool.  This evening as we exited a local store, Connor looked at me and said, “Mommy, the weather today is not human!”  It turns out, he meant…

Out of the Mouths of Babes: Irony

Irony:  a. An expression or utterance marked by a deliberate contrast between apparent and intended meaning.  b.  Incongruity between what might be expected and what actually occurs.  c.   An occurrence, result, or circumstance notable for such incongruity. Three girls are floating on a raft in our neighborhood pool; they are visiting their Grandparents for…